"CB" (jrcb)
01/30/2018 at 21:21 • Filed to: Opinions are like assholes
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"CB" (jrcb)
01/30/2018 at 21:21 • Filed to: Opinions are like assholes | 5
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Saw more of these today than I’ve seen Giulias in months. It’s... not a great looking car, in my opinion. Sure, it’s not all grille, but it’s just... eugh. That plus the wonky looking back-end from the side makes for an ugly package. If I had the money, I wouldn’t buy one.
wafflesnfalafel
> CB
01/30/2018 at 21:39 |
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it looks like a PO’d owl to me
BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
> CB
01/30/2018 at 21:44 |
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DaftRyosuke in 3..2..1...
hike
> CB
01/30/2018 at 21:46 |
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I don’t think it’s ugly, but there’s something off about it. I find the Giulia to be very attractive, but I just don’t love the Stevio.
DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!
> CB
01/30/2018 at 21:51 |
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I felt a disturbance and the force and now I’m here to tell you you’re wrong. It’s the BEST crossover.
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CB
> DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!
01/30/2018 at 21:52 |
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Sorry dude, you and I are gonna have to disagree. The Stelvio is fugly.
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DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!
> CB
01/30/2018 at 21:55 |
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That’s fine.
As long as you remember your stance is wrong.
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DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!
> CB
01/30/2018 at 21:56 |
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In a world where crossovers use awkward gimmicks to stand out, the Stelvio is a shining light. Plus it’s RWD-biased AWD rather than FWD-biased, and it handles beautifully.
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CB
> DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!
01/30/2018 at 22:01 |
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But standing out because of your awful looks isn’t exactly a good gimmick.
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> CB
01/30/2018 at 22:03 |
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I’m starting to see a fair amount of them. I like it a lot. The XC60 is better but as far as crossovers go it’s a nice shape. I actually like the front except for the LED stripes inside the lights. Those are stupid.
nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
> CB
01/30/2018 at 22:07 |
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It’s got a birdface.
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> CB
01/30/2018 at 22:09 |
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If I had the money, I wouldn’t buy one.
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> CB
01/30/2018 at 22:13 |
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By extension so is the Giulia.
It’s literally the same face pulled taller.
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CB
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/30/2018 at 22:13 |
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I mean, only if they liked it and were planning on buying it used.
Vítor
> DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!
01/30/2018 at 22:29 |
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Between Merc’s hotrod GLC63 V8, Jag’s handsome F-Pace S with that awesome sounding V6, and Porsche’s incredibly capable Macan Turbo Performance, I wouldn’t say the Stelvio is the best, especially with that butterface
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Vítor
> DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!
01/30/2018 at 22:29 |
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Between Merc’s hotrod GLC63 V8, Jag’s handsome F-Pace S with that awesome sounding V6, and Porsche’s incredibly capable Macan Turbo Performance, I wouldn’t say the Stelvio is the best, especially with that butterface
Shift24
> CB
01/30/2018 at 23:44 |
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So you wouldn’t buy a quadrifoglio
boxrocket
> CB
01/31/2018 at 08:00 |
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Counterpoint: Compared to its Levante corporate sibling, it’s quite handsome.
It’s also better-looking than the Bentayga and Urus.
That said, I saw a Velar in the flesh yesterday, and it handily steals the “best-looking luxury SUV” crown from its corporate twin, the F-Pace.
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CB
> Shift24
01/31/2018 at 08:19 |
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Nope.
Jayvincent
> CB
01/31/2018 at 20:24 |
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I agree - as stylish and sporty as the Giulia looks, the morphed features of the Stelvio results in “angry cat” face and a hippopotamus back end. For approximately the same $$, I’d choose sporty over functional. Still not as ugly as the Maserati Levante, though that’s in a whole another price bracket...
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> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/31/2018 at 21:19 |
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Who visits the FP?